화장지 떨어진 어떤 가게에 가게 안내문이 이렇게 붇었네요.

Dear Valued Customers

Due to the recent outbreak of  stupidity and panic-purchasing by complete idiots, 

the nation is currently experiencing a shortage of toilet paper and common sense.

We expect supplies to be replenished once these sheep-minded morons have all starved 

to death in their homes, surrounded by toilet paper but without anything to eat.

Thank you for your patience !!

누가 번역좀 해줘유 ㅠㅠ

도대체 무신 말인지 ???